Dust, Roses, Storms and Water?

 My is mom funny... I love her weird little sayings she throws at me.  Not to long ago while having a conversion with her on the phone she throws out  "Wendy, you know you have to smell the dust before you smell the roses".  That was her statement to me while telling her that I have been super stressed with work, and with the wedding planning and friends that just don't understand. Hrmmm yea I think I know where she was going with that one.
Basically you have to get through the hard stuff before it gets better. 

Today's saying tops the cake though.  Having the same kind of conversation with her about stress and things, mind you I am a little less stressed out then a few weeks ago she tells me that I tend to "start a storm in a glass of water".
Not really sure where she is going with that one.  Of course when I ask her what on earth she means by that, she just laughs at me and says "oh come on you have never heard this before?" 

NO I haven't so if someone could please tell me what on earth she's saying or where she might have heard this crazy saying before that would be awesome!

I can only assume its some old Portuguese thing? LOL

I am sure there will be plenty more of Nely's weird and funny sayings to come :) Keep you all posted.

Life in the fast lane? I wish...

This is going to be a short one....  I hate drivers in the fast lane that don't know how to drive FAST! whats fast for you may not be fast for me so move the F over!  Just because you feel like your 75mph is fast enough.... My car prefers 80... and if there is someone behind me that rather do 85+ then I move over so why cant you!!
arrrghhhhh  

I have just one question for you fast lane hogging jerks! why do you feel like you should be the pace car for the rest of the commuters?

Kthanx thats my rant... good night!

My Cat The Big Fat Jerk

This is my big fat cat, his name is Frankenstein. He is about 22 pounds, which you may think is a lot but he is actually tall and long and he is nothing compared to my father-in-law's cat Brutus.

I will post a picture of Brutus later, anyway, I love my cat but he is such a jerk in the morning.  For the past few weeks every morning around 5am... YES 5 AM! he decides that its a good idea to come barreling in from the living room into the bedroom. I didn't think that a fatass like that would even run that fast but he sure does, he comes full speed at us while we are sleeping, he does a few laps around our heads and then bolts back out of the room into the living room. 

He does this for a good 30 mins all while meowing at the top of his lungs until we get up.  No sooner do we get up he bolts in front of us straight for the kitchen where he sits in front of the cabinet with the cat treats in them!!  He basically annoys us to the point we just get up and give him some treats. ARGGHHHH

He is such a jerk!  So I am trying to put a stop to this...NO MORE cat treats in the AM.  Now he only gets them when we get home from work! and that's if we decide to give him some!  Our cat is like a 5 year old who wants junk food!

OK so now for those of you who want to see a really fat cat!!! Here is Brutus

Tim and Brutus

Brutus about 35lbs

Hrmmmmm

So after reading many blog spots and enjoying the ramblings of others, I have decided that maybe I would start my own blog about everything and nothing all in one.  This blog is strictly meant to entertain people, all views listed here on out could mean something or nothing at all. This is just my way of letting out all these crazy ideas and thoughts that are constantly running through my head. 

OH most of everything will be in "free writing" form, so punctuation will more than likely not follow all those rules you had to remember in school.  Sentence are probably going to be more like run ons and YES I do make up my own words too.... :) I never said  I was a professional at this. I am not a writer and I am a terrible speller too, OH WELL what can you do. At least I have spell check.